...own this piece of shit - which was owned by a piece of shit!

-an actual KISS cover band

no, Gene Simmons isn't for sale (see title) but his stupid bass guitar is. for the ridiculously-retarded price of $7,241 (and bidding on eBay) you can own his infamous bass guitar that resembles an axe, oh how cute. KISS sucked and Gene Simmons wasn't even a good bass player and after watching his reality TV show it is more than evident that he is extremely cocky for someone who resembles a dirty-hairy asshole. he says he doesn't "believe in marriage" and that he has slept w/ over 4,000 women b/c it must give him that little bit of credibility that you must need when you are waaaaaay past a mid-life crisis, but yet he lives a completely "nuclear family" lifestyle (2 kids, dogs and cats). each commercial cuts in and out with adorable family home movies. he throws the term "happily un-married" around like it's so rad. douche.

during one episode, someone called Gene out and offered to set-up a real/certified lie detector test in regards to his claim that he boned over 4,000 women. the rest of the show consisted of the art of changing the subject.

KISS was just another silly-shitty ass rock band like any other but instead of playing music that was hardcore or shocking they donned costumes at an attempt to look "satanic" or something. i always hear KISS taking credit for being one of the first "shock-rock" and even as far as metal, bands. i wonder if Gene and band-mates even know who Jerry Only was.

the point and the moral of the story is that the Misfits did exactly what KISS attempted to do. let this stand as a proclamation for how long the music industry has been using marketing ploys and how certain things can't be replicated behind $$$ and contracts and managers and shock value.

that kid in the liquor store in the movie Detroit Rock City had it right... "KISS SUCKS!"